“sleep” through the “night” ???

*diptard*

To All the Instagram Polls I’ve Accidentally Voted On

Nope, not me self soothing by rewatching John Mayer Current Mood episodes. Mind your business.

Breaking news: Van Jones made me cry

✨busy✨

Is this grounds to end a friendship?

What we are seeing right now is how the Black Lives Matter protests were portrayed but never were.

I’m humiliated to live here

absolutely thrilled to announce that today i am Overwhelmed™️

venmo a woman $500 today

Would sell my family for Skyline right now.

I don’t think anything scares me more than the absolute ✨unhinged✨confidence the Paul brothers have.

Will I be fine if I never understand cryptocurrency my entire life?

JOEY B CIGAR PICS COMING IN HOT 👀

Travis Kelce has been working with dialect coach Chet Hanks

#MyCauseMyCleats

Stanley Tucci is a Brat