he is the man of the house x.com/jairafarala/st…

Did my dad miss my dogs? idk

My favorite days are the ones where you’re snuggled up on the couch and binge watch Netflix while I fall in and out of naps all day ☁️💤

But who am I kidding, I haven’t had one of those days in 4 months

No one after college is going to be like “omg Becky you were a Sig Kap? You were mean? We cannot be friends”. No one cares what sorority your in. Move on. x.com/eiuparty/statu…

At work i tried to join another depts secret santa group bc my dept isn’t having one and they said no. What happened to the holly jolly christmas cheer. Everyone is a grinch. Christmas is ruined.

This is Braylon Walker. Braylon reached out to me a few weeks ago & said he was a huge college football fan. His dream is to one day play college ball , which I was fortunate enough to play. I wanted express how blessed I felt to encourage him to continue to follow his dream.

16 y/o me on NYE: *talking to friends* ughhh cant wait till Im older & have my own car xD ill be able to party with no curfew :3 20 y/o me on NYE: *talking to dogs* honestly idk why these fucking assholes are lighting fireworks at 7pm either. don't be scared baby

When you’re sitting in your robe on the couch after a nice warm bath and the doorbell rings

I’m fighting every 4 to 8 yr old in Minnesota

I love when dogs are just so excited to see you that they freeze in one place and their tail wags so hard back and forth that it wiggles their hole body and they don’t know what to do anymore, does anyone else feel me?

Whole* wow I’m dumb

Almost two years down & ive never been happier :) x.com/chaydawg/statu…

I swear sneezing while you drive is some scary shit. You close your eyes for one second and then you open em and your slamming on your breaks swerving into the grass to avoid the car in front of you.

Goodnight and sleep tight to everyone except for Arie #TheBachelor