Sports are cool.

Grind now so later your dogs can have the backyard they deserve

There is no friendship that compares to the two dudes riding a moped scooter type of friendship

If you don’t got no giddie up then giddie out my way

Living with ur bff in college is great but living with ur bff in the real world is even better bc u can actually afford luxuries like a fridge in the garage for beer and a real night stand instead of using a plastic laundry hamper flipped upside down

Today I accidentally called my boss “dude” and reminded myself that I’m not capable of being an adult

After being told he gon run his mom broke with all the food he eats, lil man goes on ahead to ask for cheese 😭

When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

Kealia: I’ve heard people say CHEER on Netflix is really good, we should watch it. Me: I guess we can give it a shot. Me 2 episodes in: JERRY HARRIS IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF NAVARRO COLLEGE CHEERLEADING. IF HE DOESN’T MAKE THE MAT, I WILL RIOT.

As he waits for the State of the State to begin, Rep. Kent Calfee takes a swig of from his Hershey’s chocolate syrup bottle, as he often does during #tnleg session. Photo by Tennessean’s George Walker IV.

Are you kidding I have never seen anything hop down the stairs cuter than these little nuggets and now I’m super emotional and it’s getting obvious that I really need to get out of the house

I'm having a party A party for ONE Invitin' nobody Nobody! 🙅🏼‍♀️🏡

Tonight I applied self-tanner for the first time in like 2 months and my quarantine depression instantly went away. Life is good again

One opportunity... #Vote youtu.be/5p3iMZBzW7M

Attention anyone who has been out of college for 3-5 years: are you ever at your “adult life” bar and the chain smokers come on and you just get emotional? Just trying to figure out if I’m still unstable or if this is normal