I’m actually kinda mad that I forgot my American cheese when I came back to Japan 😤

self deprication is not the wave. literally say nice things about yourself even if you don’t believe them. even if you think you’re telling the fattest lie. just tell yourself, “people lie about worse things. it’s fine.” and do it lmao it’s literally manifestation! just do it!

My personal favorite Bernie sitting meme. 😂

I just had a dream that I needed to go to a wedding reception super last minute, and I had really nice tops and bottoms but none of them matched each other, and all of the nice dresses I had were too casual. 🙈

I always lose things by putting them where they belong because it’s such a rare occurrence.

I smell good af today

Someone should invent under-boob pads for when you don’t feel like wearing a bra, but also don’t wanna deal with underboob sweat.

because dark academia aesthetic is so white washed and we rarely see ppl of colour in those aethetic pictures, here's another thread of women of colour and women with hijab in this aesthetic:

Can people start making “built-in bra” clothing items in cup sizes up to K please? #bigboobproblems

I haven’t tweeted in a while, but I just realized both of my last tweets are about boobs. The real, everyday problem 😫

Not me wanting to play games but not wanting to get up and move the laundry that’s on my computer chair.

Let’s give every white actor/actress in Hollywood the same haircut/hairstyle, so we can really see how a lot of them look the same 🙊

pls don’t hand me the aux unless u wanna hear the songs i’ve been replaying since 2012

I need someone to do a documentary on me so I can finally have motivation to live like a normal human being.

Not me acting like it wasn’t already kurtis conner

Pinterest please stop showing me hairstyles with bandanas in them, I’m not a fan.

Can you imagine my brain function if I were actually hydrated?? I’m already a genius now 😎