You turn 25 and suddenly everyone is running half marathons or going to Europe or they already have 4 kids and an ex husband

"How do you read so many books??" I'm simply trying to avoid reality.

hey boss can i go home i’m feeling unserious and silly today

Imagine the banger that Toby Keith would have wrote about this shit

YOUR #PARIS2024 GOLD MEDALISTS 🇺🇸🥇

“we want grandkids” best I can do is Nicki’s monster verse

Yep.

Okay I'll leave this here.

Happy election day! If you voted for Trump, don't ever speak to me again and i'm deadass! 🫶🏼

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

So I'm supposed to go to work and do my job tomorrow as if half the country didn't just vote to give me less rights than men?????

and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren

asia 🐉 stop giving your time to guys who can't even be bothered to stand up for your rights

Tough day to be a physician in America. Tough day to be a scientist in America. Tough day to be a woman in America.

They are not.

in your 20s you get sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter