I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

I want a “reverse Costco” where you can buy small amounts of items you will rarely use again, like specialty ingredients. Let me pay $1 for 1 oz of fish sauce. Yes, I can get much more for not that much more money but then I’ll feel guilty every time I see it in my fridge.

quisiera solo un día ser así de icónica

Every day I wait for an email that says “you’re in BIG trouble and everyone is mad at you”

its been 2 years and i still cannot stop pinching my bfs cheeks. they are just the cutest things >.<

one day your boyfriend went out looking for hoes & he found you

being a female bartender at a bar full of men feels like prison

buying a house in like 2 days nbd

idk i think this is gonna be a really good year

throwing up at my apple music playlist WHO WAS I

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

That ain't no damn day one 💀 THIS is day one Doja

the first crystal i ever wanted

hot take: i think everyone should check the megans law website like once a year. just saw abt 8 people i recognized, and some of them are ur homies🤮