Yikes. Didn’t think anyone still cared. And that’s a shoot.

Wanna die 2020 k thanks?

Three scoops of pre workout. We don’t care about heart attacks. We’re freaks.

I just wanna overeat and clang and bang in Gold’s gym on Venice Beach.

Normalize Zubaz

Tis the season for packed gyms. Prayers to get a squat rack. Always temporary though. #HappyNewYear

Sometimes I wonder if Dwayne Johnson has a gold coin vault like Scrooge McDuck, then I realize that’s silly and probably only a duck thing.

Survived Covid, but also 20lbs heavier so I can’t bump for you kid, sorry

This is the best wrestling game. Sorry.

Old guys hovering around the bench press talking politics, keeping me from my goal of flexing my tiddies like 98 Lex Luger.

These are a few of my friends in wrestling. Hang on to your “clique”.

“Don’t worry brother, my punches are light.”

Spitting in the face of people who don’t want to be cool is frowned upon during a pandemic.

Yo. That’s a Sonic ring if I’ve ever seen one

EVERYTHING IS GOING GREAT

So now we’re out here setting our dicks on fire to try to get over huh? Ah.

Announce more houses you cowards Halloween Horror Nights

When the crowd sees you throw brother a chop and it doesn’t make the big slappy sound.

Mad rush of dopamine when someone cancels plans and now my night is free to spend inside alone, eating cheetos and watching trash tv. Is this normal?

Oooo. WWE got those mics hot.