Head and Shoulder — Sergio Ramos caused Loris Karius’s concussion AND tore apart Mohamed Salah’s shoulder. He was busy.

Diogo Dalot sounds like the response to Deydododatdontdeydo?

Just gave my name in Starbucks as 'Severus is an illegitimate patriarch'. As the (Chalcedonian) barista repeatedly shouted out my 'name' the entire cafe screamed 'restore Flavian to the patriarchal see of Antioch'. Result. Try it.

Not sure Africa wants those kits #EFC #efcwhu

Hucknall’s not aged well

Brace yourself Linda Pizzuti Henry - they’re back...

Classic. ⁦Telegraph Sport⁩

Someone is eating our food, but it’s not us Deliveroo

A sandmartin who has flown thousands of miles from Africa, just trying to get home, yet North Norfolk District Council have netted over 1KM of Bacton cliff face. Please RT and cause an uproar for nature #NetsDownForNature.

Haha. Cher on the Anfield tannoys.

What language will all the #EUROVISION performers sing in after #Brexit?

Anyone else having a terrible time with RedsBet not allowing them to use their account? #TOTLIV

Know your audience FIFA

It’s pretty simple

We would like to wish a happy #MothersDay to all the incredible women who have left their families behind today to go and care for other people across the NHS Please RT for all of them

Ronnie O’Sullivan is the best of the Gallagher brothers

Jesus tests positive on Christmas Day? Couldn’t make it up.