How fundamentally sad that someone could buy @Twitter and destroy it for the cost it would take to end all poverty.

Watching 7 year olds watch their new lava lamp heat up. Far more stressful than I believe was… instagram.com/p/-c5vy2IBiy/

O&J bob saget Theo Von GV Art + Apparel people seem to be loving the super C!!

WTF Jason?!? #TheGoodWife

I've thought about Gwen Stefani being older than Ted Cruz every day since I heard that information.

Learned everything I never needed to know about #beados today

Wonder what it would it be like to be married to Patrick Warburton in real life? #crowded #rulesofengagement #superhothubby #ICanDream

Not sure what made me think I could get back on the skates after 27 years, but still #livinonaprayer at the #rollarena

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Let's make some comeback history LeBron James Cleveland Cavaliers NBA.com ...I want to see a Game 7 #NBAFinals #GSWvCLE

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i’m not completely sure this isn’t actually alec baldwin #debatenight

Cleveland Changes Lights On Abandoned Manufacturing Plants To Red In Support Of Indians trib.al/o2YPg9Q

INDIANS FANS, don’t let us strike out! We’re counting on YOU 2 #GiveLikeAChampion! DONATE today svdpcle.org/donate-today/ #RallyTogether

April 10th baby! Live #OpieShow 3-6pm #ComedyCellar #Underground Then....Live standup show RichVos Jim Florentine Vic Henley Chris Distefano

Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, has an awful lot on his plate. on.cc.com/2oCRUSe

My son is @ #NightattheNest St. Edward High School. Requesting as many RT's as possible. Tim Smith @LeamRhymes

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Hey, Democrats, chin up. Here's an entire list of Democratic Senators who've never groped anyone! medium.com/@fullfrontalsa…