me when cass started dating willy

i like being told what to do, not like just in the bedroom but also in like normal situations because i’m kind of stupid

thinking about this right now

frotting….

realizing little me probably won’t grow up to meet cass, she was like the best thing to ever happen to me

i think i broke my nose

*touches her bush stubble* "promise you'll stop for me..."

i’m pretty sure people think i’m dumber than i actually am i got straight As majority of my life despite skipping school most days like i’m smart as fuck

demonic you say…..

guess which one i’m marrying.

We're so back

i hate seeing those bitch wife posts…. don’t call your wife a bitch

Penis

What I want for Christmas is scam in a ditch

i hate christmas

do you think the guys in porn ever fall in love?

going for a drive

do you think shrek and fionna would ever be in the market for a third

what the fuck.