This has been a great night for all of us that think Tyreek Hill should be MVP

Man just invented junior college

Crossover step coaches in shambles

(first guy to ride a bike for the second time) wow, this is all coming back to me. it's like— uhhhhh it's like—

“Hey I’d love to train at your place this summer, what does a normal weekly schedule look like? Oh and what’s the A/C situation at the facility? The worse the better for my recruitment.”

Being a wright brothers hater must’ve been so crazy, you think ur about to watch 2 annoying nerds die then they give man dominion over the sky forever

Forever tweet: we have a range finder on our golf bag that can tell us how far away we are from the green with slope and weather adjustments.. but we got old dudes in track pants run out a damn chain link to determine yardage in a 20 billion dollar a year industry

Analytics are flawed because they can't account for me judging every result in hindsight

Old heads yelling at the clouds seeing a 1.77 popped from one knee down stance

You should be able to purchase a big swig of Sprite. 90% of the time that’s all the Sprite you need. 40 cents seems fair.

“He’s probably out cheating on me” Him:

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

i will not rest until we get National Treasure 3