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James Corden BANNED from Ryanair

Your life is what it’s like because of the influences you have. You can’t NOT be influenced, but you can control what influences you. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now.

We can either have a nerf gun war or have sex. It's nerf or nuttin

“i wanna get to know you” lmao absolutely not

If you want to lose bodyfat in 2023, read this:

The Matrix sent their agents.

It's not ok for Andrew Tate to inspire young boys to be strong, but it's ok for Cardi b and Nikki Manj to encourage young girls to behave like prostitutes.

me staring at the moon while i’m driving about to crash

I reckon Sam Smith is a big attention seeker because no one was arsed that he’s gay, he was expecting fireworks and bravery awards but no one cared because it’s not a big deal anymore, so he decided he was a ‘they’ and started being over sexual to get the attention he craves

Being single for long periods of time is so dangerous. you realize how peaceful and secure it is & you genuinely feel like you don’t need anyone at all. It makes relationships hard because you don’t want to put up w/ even the slightest things. you’d just rather be chillin by ya

Our landlord at SF HQ says we’re legally required to keep sign as Twitter & cannot remove “w”, so we painted it background color. Problem solved!

Woke up and realized I was obese so I started lifting and walking 12,500 steps a day. Still got a long way to being yoked but I’m happy with my progress so far 🥰

one life, live it.