this is how white people expect you to move out their way without them saying excuse me

she wasnt even twerking… just hot-dog hot-dog hot-diggidy dogging on that stage😭😭😭

Not EVEn close

According to my math he should be in jail

I got 0 talking stages left in me, fuck you and your favorite color

Correct me if I’m wrong… but… didn’t we pay for Amazon Prime so we could get our stuff the next day???

Job applications really be like: “Upload your resume… now type your resume… now explain your resume.”

Ngl the worst part about dating is getting so used to being alone, then changing your whole routine for someone just for them to leave you hanging like damn, I was doing JUST FINE on my own

Nigga that’s Mordecai

SIXXXX???????????

Sometimes you needa check on your plug. 💔

I love the internet

Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses

It’ll be a cold day in hell before i let a nigga named Herbert call me a nerd

Is the bite in the room with us?

You know how many times I crashed the whip on this street in GTA???