lmao, whatever makes you feel better about being stuck at home with them kids.

We're at the "hide the coffins" stage of the war.

everytime i meet a man it’s a game of r u racist, homophobic, transphobic, right wing, capitalist, just dumb as fuck, or all of the above

Ngl a lot of parents really need to be told that they didn’t do a good job raising their kids…

donating my brain to science so y’all can study a real bitch

Being neurodivergent means that no one listens to you because you’re right too far in advance and then, when it’s finally come to fruition, the common law statute of limitations for remembering what someone else said a while ago has been surpassed so we don’t even get to be told

gonna start saying not all men when someone says something positive about a man

What baffles me about homophobia is this: gay people don’t affect your finances, your health, or your progress in any way. So going out of your way to spread hate just means you’re just a horrible person. Also, using religion doesn’t make you less horrible.

My mom has been married for 30 years, so she thinks this is the 90s & I should be married with 2 kids by now. Like girl these men are gay and poor.

tenia un bodysuit morado, una hooka y un sueño

The government know we pussy that's they keep doing the shit they doing

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

people acting like me disappearing for a year and a half and counting is just unimaginable and it’s like. what i’ve been through is physical mental spiritual burnout x2000. a girls night and some martinis is not fixing me lol

Stuff just be working out... faith of a mustard seed

unfortunately for everyone online, coachella is extremely fun 😭

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

I'm liking your instagram photo from 8 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I'm not stalking you.

The 2mins being Big Sean’s speech lmaoooo

best surprise guest still can’t believe I got to witness that!! im telling yall the grown men were going crazy at her set that night 😭