Fuckin' LOVE cookies.

He is absolutely awful but I adore him and I wouldn't have him any other way.

In case any of you are actually wondering, I'm not a baby sitter, I'm in accounting.

Rains Come To Wash Away The City Grime

I take care of him.

I need a break from this.

Thank god it's Friday.

Caffeine is better than cocaine. I'd rather you got addicted to that. x.com/matthiaswinter…

I need a drink. It's acceptable to drink at this time, right?

Matthias took me as a plus one to a lovely charity business award show. Well, someone has to take care of him...