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Curious.

Try it, beast boy. x.com/viciousenticer…

The word on the street is that Marlene Mckinnon and Sirius Black have been hitting it off. Might we expect an announcement soon?

MISSING: Remus Lupin's muffin.

An anonymous source has reported that Regulus Black's nose is bigger than his penis. Who knew?

— we're about to find out with the news traveling fast. Who knew that bedding your worst enemy would cause such a mess? - Rita Skeeter.

- when they aren't at each other's throats. We've heard of sibling love-hate relationships before but this is on a whole new level. -Rita.

— Ellie Chambers! Scandalous, if you ask me. - Rita Skeeter.

— his never ending life of misery and despair. To hear more news on this thrilling tale, follow The Hogwarts Times. - xoxo, Rita Skeeter.