Every day I ask the governor what I need to do to be a good mom. Nothing that he has said I will never need.

many of my friends are adding 3rd or even 4th dimensions to the helix of their DNA. As ever, I lack behind because of a brutal dose of burnout

it makes sense for an ice game to be played in an ice place. Whereas Arizona is known for sand and rocks, Utah is known for snow and rocks, and therefore has an edge. As a final point, Utah has many coyotes inside of it, despite mormons acting like Utah is in England

legislation for hoarding NOW

has anybody I know ever cracked their screen and then had goo come out of it (the crack) while charging. Please help me by replying to this tweet

"please release me from these ropes!" I screamed, kidnapped. And that's when they decided to gag me. "mmf!" I said.

"Don't crunch me down!" I cried. But it was too late. I disappeared down the throat of my father, clinging to the nearest bunch of oats I could manage to grab. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

I went to Wales this summer to do research and that's the truth

Rex Orange County is stealing my asmr aesthetic!

See? You *do* have to write essays after college, so please pay attention when I'm telling you about the rhetorical situation!

I don't know that I want AI, what I really want is to be able to buy a ziploc bag of tiny bugs that I can let out onto my phone or my computer and they'll clean it from the inside by eating all the dust and debris

Using the school's computers to mock up brutally honest mixed media pieces about queerness feels like getting away with a major crime... And that's on top of being publically a fan of queers myself...