//I can't believe I actually made this account

//so I may have-

"Hey, don't worry Jon... It's me, your old pal Garfield" 🍝 100% crack 🍝 Same Writer as The Lewd Police 🍝 No lewd. Why would you even want that? 🍝 No art is mine, most art is made by @/LumpyTouch, credit will be given otherwise 🍝he loves lasagna! 🍝 Do not reply to pinned

Happy Birthday, big guy. #CatsOnTwitter #comics #comicstrip #JimDavis

//FUCK GARFIELD IM BRINGING BACK THE SANS ACCOUNT SORRY

//I thought I wasn't ever going to use sans again and I flipped it Holy fucking shit

"I'M FUCKING BACK I TOLD YOU ALL I WOULD BE IN SMASH I FUCKING TOLD YOU MII COSTUME OR FIGHTER I DON'T CARE I'M BACK"

my timeline rn

"......CRAP- WE ARE SO SCREWED"

Sans Sans I can’t believe you have lied to us you are actually Mario smh why would you lie to us sans?

open rp its 1 am anf banjo sees you as a jar of honey and eats you

Did you really think I would stop at just Smash