gag me

Oh, shit--

Charging with his head forward at a wall, full throttle. Pained yelp, backing up, head rubbing. The cycle repeats. How fun.

There's a crack in the wall, but since this place was made for this kinda stuff, I wouldn't worry too much. I'd also reccomend you stay out of it. He may be a dumbass, that's it.

A strong one. Compared to at least Donkey Kong or K. Rool, Banjo's probably the most cartoon-y character here, along side having decent strength. He /might/ be able to lift Bowser up with...relative ease. Just might. He's not THAT strong.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? fuck why #MyTwitterAnniversary

what a loser imagine being a virgin

Hunk contest.

twitter is crazy because i can post two pictures without context and everyone knows what's going on

deactivating this account now

Crawling out of a Banjo-shaped hole from the ground. He's been sleeping like a rock for so long, Banjo's managed to sink like one too.

Fun fact. Banjo can't read.