So what if I appreciate a man with a darkside? #underthesheets

Trying to train a husband is hard work. #especiallywhenhesazombie #tooyoungforthis

I just found my husband's collection of wallets. He keeps his collection of credit cards in them. #waitaminute #thatcantberight

Choked on a fur ball in my oatmeal again. #thisiswhyyoudon'tthrowacatinafire #sosad #poormostlyhairlessKitty

#notetowives If you plan on throwing meat at your husband when he pisses you off, freeze it first. #hedidntcry #justanothermess

I worked so hard to vacuum those stairs and now... you are eating potato chips on them. #youdontevengohere #eatyourfeelingssomeplaceelse

watching antiques roadshow with Brighella Cavicchio he is taking notes on how to sell fake antiques. #takingallthefunoutofPBS

Come see me tonight at Wilner auditorium, it's a holiday! #commediadelarteday #sausage!