|| I'MSORRY x.com/RedHookPirate/…

|| Thanks!!! x.com/blakeshadowcat…

|| BUT MY BED IT'S CALLING ME x.com/RedHookPirate/…

He winks at her. GIVES HER THE GOOD OL' RAZZLE DAZZLE. "THAT'S MY NAME, DON'T WEAR IT OUT." x.com/LewdYang/statu…

Texts. | I missed you too, Gaylord. <3 <3 <3. | x.com/ProtectiveJNPR…

Texts. | CLASSIFIED INFO. IF I TOLD YOU I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU.| x.com/ProtectiveJNPR…

Texts. | How have you been??? Also how about dem nudes?????| x.com/ProtectiveJNPR…

Texts. | OH. AND NO THANKS. KEEP'EM | x.com/ProtectiveJNPR…

A GIRL WAS ACTUALLY TOUCHING HIM. OH WOW. NEPTUNE YOU LOSER. "Really?! Like what?" x.com/LewdYang/statu…

|| U ARE NOT MY MOMMY x.com/RedHookPirate/…

"WHY DOESN'T MY MATING CALL EVER WORK-"

"Weeeeeeeell?" WOW WHAT A WOMAN. THAT GRIP. x.com/LewdYang/statu…

|| WHA- x.com/RedHookPirate/…

"It was one hell of a ride."

". . . WHAT A STORY." x.com/LewdYang/statu…

"Not at all. There was this gang and-" SHIVERS.

|| YOU SAID STRETCH MARKS AND SUCH AND THEN SAID WAIT x.com/RedHookPirate/…

|| OH SHIT x.com/RedHookPirate/…

"REALLY?! WHY THO-" x.com/LewdYang/statu…

|| *HAS BEEN HERE FOR 30 MINUTES* *PASSES OUT*