If anyone works for network rail and fancies taking a chance on a very hard working person who won’t let you down let me know. The guy just needs a break!

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Crying with laughter😂😂😂😂

Just seen the weirdest shit on my neighbours tree😮😮😮

So not been feeling emotionally great lately(Ivors anniversary coming up) but my mate in NZ just made my day, sending me these. When yr friends know yr not yourself and they just care🥰

Out on a walk and saw these 2 beauties😂😂😂😂😂😂

So bloody annoying when presenters ask a question then talk over the top of the person “trying” to answer Susanna Reid FGS let them answer.

Check out greatbritishmemes's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMeuaXhbD/ Anyone seen Gary Hudson today out on his bike??

Morning Gary Hudson Check out GingerBilly1's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMeutj5PM/

In Bostall Woods just now, knew they were in woods but could never find them. So today went looking for them.

"Hello is that the Met Office UK. I'd like to report an incorrect delivery please.... I was expecting the month of May but I believe you've sent the month of October by mistake, can I have a refund please?"

Is your name Katie? Do you have a friend called Katie?Would you like a copy of Worst. Idea. Ever signed to Katie even though that’s not your name? I’ve accidentally dedicated a book that should just be signed. RT this & send me the reason why you should have it by 8pm GMT tonight

Just for those that wanted it removed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Check out JORDAN's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMd4hkSCs/

⚠️⚠️MISSING⚠️⚠️ My brother went missing last night in ROCHESTER, KENT, If you have any information or have seen him please let me know ASAP! He was last seen and heard from at around 1AM this morning (Saturday 31st July) PLEASE SHARE AND GET MY BROTHER HOME 😭💔

Just watched #greatpotterythrowdown Ladies well done!!! All of you. Who’d have thought I’d have cried watching this show. Christine……WOW!!! Your piece was/is bloody amazing, good on ya🥰🥰🥰🥰

Had a massive row in petrol garage this morning which resulted in me telling the bloke to “F@*k Off you bald headed C@@t”. I no i shouldn’t have called him bald and I am sorry for that.

Porn on C5 if anyone interested!!!!

Give your head a wobble Holly Willoughby Phillip Schofield should have QUEUED up like the rest of the nation.