*MEKHANIK KLAXON* #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

"Our parents dated..." Wait, DID Jane date Shane then? Because I was about to suggest him as the next returning 80s character she should get together with. #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

Whoah, we're saying "knob" in #Neighbours now? #AgesAgosNeighboursToday #Knobours

Leo and Krista being all judgy about Max being a nepo baby. #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

Oh shit, I'm caught up. #Neighbours

Neighblog/Floodtwit/Whatevs Yes!! Especially as it’s alongside Terese’s lapse with her alcoholism. She’s lost her house, ffs! No laughing matter. Sadie even says she’s relieved it’s not a drinking problem!

THREE GOALS IN ONE MATCH. SAN MARINO SCORED THREE GOALS IN ONE MATCH LOL

FFS, can we have a week when Holly doesn't go through some sort of massive trauma? #Neighbours #YesterdaysNeighboursToday

The band member timeline graph on Wikipedia is worth the non existent admission fee alone

*drowning

Wait, did she just call him Karl? She calls him dad, surely? #Neighbours

Well, this Seb is a #Neighbellend of the highest order. #Neighbours

So, I can just about understand why Krista hid the incriminating pic of her (hitherto unmentioned) "best friend" to buy some time while she fixed the situation, but how did she POSSIBLY think inviting him to stay at her flat, which Leo has keys to, was a good idea? #Neighbours

*REUSING AN OLD KARAKHTER NAME KLAXON* #Hudson #Neighbours

I haven't seen this many men with just-long-enough-to-tuck-behind-your-ears hair in the same room since about 1994. #Neighbours

Also, anyone think Seb looks a bit like Kyle Gordon ? #Neighbours

I'm lucky enough to have grown up somewhere where "town" means something unambiguous (Leicester city centre). But I'm honestly really intrigued by how this phrase is used around the country, and where cut off points are. Where do YOU live and what do YOU call town?

Also he was at the coronation and passed it off as some kind of olde-worlde cosplay, rather than arsekissing, which it was.

*KHRISTMAS FAKT KLAXON* There are three towns in the US called Santa Claus.

Right, if anyone gives a shit I'm giving 🦋 a go, under my "floodtwit" name. Presumably that's all you need to find me right? It better be good, I'm sick of these "the new Twitter" false dawns! #Neighbours