And then they’ll tell you a two state solution is the only answer. When they can’t even handle a two state kippah.

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

how it feels going back to work after your lunch break

Maj. Gen. McCasland was lead advisor for a UFO book that opens by tying UFOs to the astral realm/shamanism, stating “The appearance of the saucer is a manifestation of someone in a parallel universe using ceremonial magic to enter our world.” He called them “mystical machines.”

Me applying for the job: "I'm a team player & super friendly" Me when my coworker says good morning

Pussy from a girl who just did 45 mins on the elliptical

Having a baby physically shrinks part of a woman's brain. Having a second baby shrinks a totally different part. Scientists in Amsterdam just figured out why, and the explanation involves the same process that happens in teenage brains. This is from a research group in Amsterdam

how it feels to turn 30

when Michael Jackson explained in 1993 interview how his skin transformed from a black man’s skin to white man’s skin to end the rumours of him bleaching. Interviewer: there’s been rumours all over that you bleached your skin… what do you have to say to the people? Michael

when you the only nigga with weed at a kickback

He said my girl’s pussy is the most edible out there. He said he’s eating Wagyu pussy, grass fed, free range

Reminder: When the Panama Papers came out it revealed all the rich people in the world are part of an enormous criminal conspiracy to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts and literally nothing happened except a reporter working on the story was assassinated.

Niggas wanna chat to me about some Legend of Korean fried chicken

I literally have them all dude

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

FBI REPORT/LAWSUIT/RAPE OF CHILD SHE BIT HIS DICK, HE PUNCHED HER, JEFFREY WAS PRESENT.

new starfox gif just dropped 😭

Three of the people who made this film died of the same cancer: the director, his wife, and one of the lead actors. All three had been on the same set. Stalker was shot on a river in Estonia. Just upstream from the set, a working chemical plant was dumping poison straight into