Come watch me and Miles play Halo together! It’s fun because I suck. twitch.tv/spoodieloaf

Miles is currently yelling at his computer so you know what that means... That’s right! We’re going to stream soon! Twitch.tv/spoodieloaf

Gotta start planning now

Type your name into the GIFs. The third one is when you’re drunk.

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke; Here is my analysis. A THREAD

Miles was thinking of what to watch on YouTube and as he’s on the search bar he says “what’s the name of that white boy” and somehow I IMMEDIATELY knew he was talking about Drew Gooden Drew Gooden

Miles and I are tipsy and about to stream twitch.tv/spoodieloaf

Coco-chan, who alerted authorities to an elderly man who had fallen in a ditch and aided in his rescue, received an honorary award from police today in Toyama. Coco-chan: I will never save another human ever x.com/nhk_news/statu…

Oh wow it’s me

What was this beloved Nintendo character's initial catch-phrase?

me as an undergrad: “lol i don’t really read papers, but why would anyone ever read the materials and methods section?” me in 2021: “where the hell is the catalog number and why is there no dilution factor for the primary antibody”

if this tweet is on your tl u are the gay cousin! congrats bff happy pride

Mom Calling To Ask If She Can Throw Away 3-Ring Binder From Middle School bit.ly/3crTI8f

The name’s pubis. Mons pubis.