West side > valley

I shoulda known I was getting dumped when I asked what color I should get my nails & he told me pink which is the same color as my vibrator - cause it was gonna be just me & my hands

I’m good at getting over men. I’m not good at getting over the way he made me feel (betrayed, embarrassed, humiliated)

I just a saw a clip of my ex kissing a girl on set of a production they’re in & his on screen kissing gave me the ick. lol

Always trust your intuition, it’s rarely wrong

Weee instagram.com/p/DM8NqSjAvaO/…

Jungle gal instagram.com/p/DM-0M4LgpsX/…

I forget bout former twitter a lot lately

Need this suit in every color for real

Made an Amazon store not really sure how to use it but all my favorite things are there

If you have smelly friends & you don’t tell them they’re smelly, you’re fake af

Cool shell formation found on beach walk

Good night. Say it back

Is it sacrilegious to masturbate on Yom Kippur? Asking for a friend

Me - books a flight to Chicago then immediately contacts my nail tech to make an appt in Chicago for 4 hours after I land (4hrs in case of delays)