medium.com/@shelktone/yes… I wrote something about many years of auditioning. It concerns two couches, a cat, and Benny Hill.

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

Why does Apple call its button "delete"? It's a backspace baby!

A statement from Mr. Potter of “It’s A Wonderful Life” on behalf of the AMPTP.

How every actor in LA is spending their night:

Where are my lines? My strike lines that is!

#CALeg should honor the sacrifices of striking workers by passing #SB799, ensuring they can access unemployment benefits & meet their basic needs. It's not just the right thing to do, it's what we’ve earned! #WeEarnedIt CA Assembly Democrats Senate Democrats

Football: Explained!

View of the solar eclipse from inside Mammoth Cave. October 14, 2023.

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A quick question from a dragon. Be honest! #LOTR #smaug #dragons

Happy George Santos Nicholas Day for all those who celebrate!

DJ Play A Christmas Song. That's it? That's IT? Not peace on earth, not end world hunger? Honestly, the most selfish thing about this Christmas wish is the performative non-ask. Use your wishes sagely or selfishly, bc otherwise this is a waste of a wish. & thus the Grinch wins.

I'll take life easy today by taking a bath and writing a list of things I want this year. It will start with a hot dog party.

y’all need a copywriter. these are just song names followed by food names. zero creativity. zero lore. how bout cornelia street tacos. death by a thousand tots. karma asada tacos. don’t call me kids meal. don’t call me baby back ribs. look at this pepperoni pizza you made me

If you are a worker, this is Trump’s Project 2025 plan for you

Just now… My Daughter: Wait, where’s my purse? Me: Sounds like a purse-o-nal problem to me. —- Honestly, the best dad joke I have ever made.

Did not have on my child’s 5 yo bingo card… “Alexa, play smooth jazz!”

medium.com/@shelktone/the… I wrote a little something about baseball after watching my beloved O's get booted from the playoffs. Baseball, the game I love! Enjoy.

I just published The Curious Problem That People Hate About Music link.medium.com/Xbyny8bUXNb It involves New York. And LA. And people complaining. Which is a very NY and LA thing to do!