she’s a 10 but she tries to tap undo on her physical sketch book

this is why we need to stop comparing successful black women, it sets the idea that there’s a limited number of spaces for them to fill. praise their successes without putting them against each other pls.

my best adult idea so far is keeping a note in my phone titled “where did I put that thing” to keep track of all the little things I always misplace

I’m 22 years old I’m a teenage girl

so like at what point in ur 20s do u stop feeling like u are still 18 years old

thank you for such a beautiful show last night Novo Amor — my husband and I drove in from chicago to see it because we weren’t able to make the chicago show. we danced to state lines for our first dance at our wedding and to see it live together was so special. thanks again 💕

also sending said character off by themselves felt very much like sending dany north of the wall with her dragons in s7, there was an immediate sense that something was going to go wrong and that the characters should’ve known better #HouseOfTheDragonEp10

There needs to be a conversation about the u in ibuprofen and we need to be honest

the saddest thing is when you visit a city that’s not new york or chicago and they’re like “we also have a distinctive pizza style!”

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

it still hurts

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

so excited for the second worst month of the year (january) to end. now it’s time for the worst month of the year (february)

girls, don’t let them scare you about getting older. i’m 10x cooler now than i was at age 23 and i literally promise you are only getting cooler

I tried to take peanut butter through airport security. TSA: Sorry, no liquids, gels, or aerosols. Me: I want you to tell me which of those things you think peanut butter is.

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my favorite thing is when everyone’s like “yeah we love this thing it’s good!” and then one day randomly some twitter account is like “no it’s not” and suddenly everyone’s like “yeah actually it’s not. we’ve hated it the entire time”