I’d like to see 2026 come up with an better video than this. I’ll check back in December 31st.

i hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again

they saw all the backslash they were getting now they pulling PR stunts

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

This UK sunshine is 100% Milo approved

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Job Application for Senior User Research Manager at Monzo job-boards.greenhouse.io/monzo/jobs/710…

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

Generally Manosphere, the people and what they represent isn’t shocking to me at all. But this deep hatred for women disguised as masculinity screams insecure, closet gay men.. “I love women” like.. are you sure???? Whatever helps you sleep at night 😬

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Would you like to round up your transaction to donate money to a charity which provides zero proof of solving any problem?

I used to see heavily pregnant women in London and think ‘that looks really shit - poor woman’ and I can confirm it’s really bad.

I personally think a lot of people in this country care far too much about what other people do with their money. Whether someone rents their house, has a mortgage, owns outright, finances their car or pays for it in cash, none of it makes any difference to you or your life.

Not enough rich people are beach maxxing. If I had $10M in the bank I wouldn’t be building AI workflows I would be making piña coladas.

4 years at Monzo 🏦 🥳

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Or I’ll get an email from 2016 but the one I wanted from last week can’t be found?????? Why