//I do in fact, feel like shit. My body really do go “heehoo cough heehoo”.

Give him cuddles. Now. He’ll explode unless you give him affection. Nasus needs cuddles.

Now what if Nasus has a nuke... Well, he stole one. Somehow.

//I feel bad whenever I start an interaction with someone and then forget to check my phone, so I don’t reply. And if I continue to not check my phone, I never end up replying. ...sorry guys.

Nasus kneels to the ground and starts picking up flowers. He’s having a nice morning!

Gay screeching.

“Radiant Solgaleo we should fuck soon.”

“I need loving.” And then Nasus frowned.

“I’m gonna do it...” Nasus stares at the button, @OfMeatAndSpikes’s @ already typed in and ready to go... “I’M GONNA DO IIIIIIIIIIIIT-“ And then he pressed Tweet.

Nasus sat there, reading a book peacefully. For once, he wasn’t terrorizing someone!

Nasus kinda... flopped. He had been swamped in work, making sure humans stayed safe and fighting the floating pile of rocks called Xerarh. The ascended Shuriman was ready to just relax for a few days... ...as long as nobody stirred up any problems.

Nasus was bored again, so he was rummaging through a few bookshelves, figuring out if there was anything to read.

"Two lists have been created, which one do you want to enter?" Rt if you want to get on the "I will fuck." Fav if you want to get on the list "Gonna fuck me."

Nasus picked up books from the ground, putting them back in the bookcase he knocked them off of. Everytime he bent down, his ass really stuck out...

Oddly enough, Nasus was dancing. No, not that weird ass dance he does on the rift, he was... doing ballet? Well, nevertheless, it was weird to see him like this.

//Radiant Solgaleo HEY. I HEARD YOU’RE A BABY.

//Hehehe. 420 followers.

Nasus busts through the door, a bunch of logs in his arms as he smiles brightly. “CHRISTMAS TIME, BITCHES!”