to kill a chungusbird

nuke if true #truthnuke

oh yeah the fifth beatle rombo

Who up pouncing on it???

Worst thing apple ever did was remove the gun emoji 1. Didnt even stop mass shootings 2. I can’t illustrate my violent thoughts properly

ated it and it was deliciouso

is anyone willing……

interact if ur milking ur goat right now

too irate to relate to be honest guys

thought i was up but then i went globular

hoping if i make it to heaven all of the possums i pray for on the side of the road greet me

rip chris farley the proof was in the pudding

i’ve been moving in ways not even the most performative of men can achieve just smoked a camel and drank matcha listening to a book on menopause ladies over 40 hmu i can take care of you properly now

there’s something so sinister about someone who wears pjs to lecture in nursing school and before you say it’s for comfort i have a data sheet that connects it to being an evil person and it’s based on not one but TWO people

got rear ended and met the cutest dog I’ve ever seen all in the same day. all this to say God rewards us but also must punish us for being functional alcoholics. enjoy my toes