Found the ring I thought was lost forever. Everything will begin to go right for me now.

Penelope and I about to have the worst night of our lives

I gotta stop saying shit like this it keeps coming true

just remembered I have to party all night Friday and Saturday

Commissioning Superman yaoi for my friends birthday present

Who else cried at the stardew valley orchestra??????????

Me and Penelope

Sometimes im places and i think thank god im not at fallout right now

Yall ever seen your roomate looking ghastly at the toilet bowl

my baby sister moxie dressed as her fav tootsie scooter for halloween <3

Do not let Zohran meeting his wife on Hinge convince you that it will happen to you

Solo grinding on Mario kart what even ever anymore

Love when trad tattoo artists post lame ass fine line stuff on their story and they’re like “I’ll tattoo whatever you want” like just say you hate this tattoo but you need money so you’ll do it

Never let a ticket price deter me ever again. I should have been at lorde when she played 400 lux.

Just makin my Xmas list and farting. Life is ok again

Fresh pint of Tonight Dough, first watch of Twin Peaks on the TV, and absolutely nobody else in the room. Couldn’t ask for a better Monday night.

fellas don't drink that eggnog... you'd never guess... there were PRESENTS... under the CHRISTMAS TREE

Don’t Ask Me 4 A Charger If U Don’t Know What Type Of Port U Need

Great grandma talking mad shit at Christmas #hellyes

horses be like: 2026 will be my year #yearofthehorse #chinesenewyear