In the same season Liverpool have won the league, United will finish just above the relegation zone, without a trophy, having just lost a final to Spurs and having to continue to pretend they can stand Rio Ferdinand. I am levitating. This is the life.

We are thrilled to announce that we have been given the green light to install a new 3G pitch effective immediately. Councillors met this afternoon and voted unanimously in favour of the project. Our 3G pitch work begins on Tuesday May 27th. 💚🖤 #COYH bhtfc.co.uk/2025/05/3g-get…

🚨🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Florian Wirtz to Liverpool, HERE WE GO! Liverpool verbally agree deal in principle with Bayer Leverkusen for package reaching €150m add-ons included. Player side already agreed two weeks ago with move now imminent. Wirtz set for medical and contract signing.

Florian Wirtz is a Red.

Here we go again. Best of luck to all beginning the season today. Go well, be lucky, and stay fit. Hillians are back in the Prem. No one’s ever been excited for a trip to Potters Bar more than me. Away game number 157 in a row. Come On You Hill. 🫡

FT: 0-1. THE BURGESS BOYS ARE BACK IN THE ISTHMIAN PREMIER! Chris Whelpdale screamer sees us to a HUGE opening day 3 points. COME ON YOU HILLLLLLLLL!

• Beat Arsenal. • Top of the Premier League. • Signed Alexander Isak. One of the best Sundays I’ve ever had.

Worth the wait.

AJ LEE IS BACK!!!!! 🙌

How can you you leave your home to go and play football and you never, ever return home. 💔 He was the one from the local area who ‘made it’. He was the example to us young boys that people from my area could make it growing up. 😔 All my love to the Vigar’s. ❤️

We are absolutely delighted to announce the signing of former Brighton & Hove Albion and Luton Town stalwart, Glen Rea. Glen joins the Hill from Worthing and is signed in time to be included in tomorrow’s matchday squad. Welcome, Glen! 🤝 💚🖤 #COYH bhtfc.co.uk/2025/10/rea-jo…

97’ HE HAS WON IT FOR HIS HATTRICK IN THE NINETY SEVENTH MINUTE OH MY GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY LIIIIMMMMMMMMBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSZSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FT: 3-4. IT IS LIMBS IN THE CITY! A hattrick from Martyn Box, including a winner in the 97th minute has got Burgess Hill a win for the ages in St Albans. Someone get me a defibrillator.

Just watch it…. Drink it in….😏 Burgess Hill born and bred, Martyn Box wins it for Hill in the 97th minute, to complete his first ever hattrick, with the last kick of the game in St Albans….. 😍 Football. Bloody hell…. 🍻 💚🖤 #COYH

Kings of the North 👑

Hill game number 400 this afternoon. Haven’t missed an away league game in 8 years. I’ve seen the lowest of lows and the highest of highs. Let’s keep rolling. COYH. 💚🖤

FT: 2-1. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED! TWO ADDED TIME GOALS INCLUDING A NINETY NINETH MINUTE WINNER FROM CHRIS WHELPDALE SEES US TO ANOTHER THREE POINTS. COME ON YOU HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

That is the 7th and 8th league goal we have scored in the 90th+ minute in the league this season…..🤯 12 points gained in the league just from goals in stoppage time at the end of the second half…..🔥 Burgess Hill, forever and always, the leagues greatest entertainers.😅

5 consecutive Isthmian Premier wins, a first in club history? ✅ Our highest ever points tally at Step 3, already confirmed? ✅ Mathematically safe with 7 games left, after everyone tipped us to finish bottom? ✅ And playing some outstanding football along the way? ✅ Jay

And just as we thought burgess hill would stop burgess hilling, burgess hill burgess hill’d again.