while ya'll was in ap history i had a AP making history

Getting dropped off by my parents to drink at a friend’s house at 25 years old

Its 7/11/25, blessed date

We need to start publicly shaming guys who pre order EA FC

Lebron is a top 5 American of all time

Do I need to go to work tomorrow or not

Better stand right in front of the boarding line in case they start with zone 11 this time.

CANT BELIEVE WE MADE IT THIS FAR

YouTube TV always telling me what channels I’m about to lose. Never what channels I’m about to gain.

when you check your Spotify wrapped and realise you've been listening to bullshit all year

People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby

I’m so serious hatewatching is more fun than watching your own team at times

What watching bellcow Kenneth Walker feels like

how am I supposed to enjoy the Super Bowl knowing that Clavicular got brutally frame mogged

People my age starting families and I just got banned on rocket league

commenting “ai slop” on couples’ valentine’s day pics

The dopamine I get whenever Arsenal drop points actually isn’t normal I’m even floating right now, my feet aren’t touching the ground and I keep banging my head off the ceiling ffs.

Borussia Dortmund are the Tottenham of Atletico Madrids.

26 with no rick or chrome, whats the fucking point

twitter scroll sesh after an arsenal loss