PLEASE stop taking photographs of me in the woods and uploading them as evidence of bigfoot, or other assorted cryptids. It's very hurtful and I'm out in the woods as a form of meditative self-care to begin with

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THEY GOT US CONFUSED AGAIN.

Congratulations Dunlap! I know you'll do the Tigers proud Dunlap Figueroa

OOC: I'm participating in another charity stream today, and this time we're raising money for abortion funds! Please stop by, donate if you can, and help spread the word! It would really mean a lot to Scorp if you did 🥰

We meet again.

This is why I stick with decaf.

A recipe is nothing more than a recipe. It is the act of making, of caring, of sustaining that gives it its soul. The words on the pages are meaningless compared to that. The true spirit of a meal is in who it has been made for.

Somebody asked if it was a philosoraptor, and it responded that no, it is clearly a dyrammasaurus rex.

I can’t comment on rumours that my wife is “expecting”, but please understand that she is quite literally a river and the process of forming new tributaries can take tens or hundreds of years

I forgot my account password, and so have quite a few updates to make. Firstly: I have joined my wife’s water polo team,

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I felt a great disturbance and decided that I must immediately check twitter? What happened?