pan a ekat ot yrt annog m'i kniht

This is a scheduled tweet. You reading it means I’m not around to postpone it by a day. Take care of each other, alright? I can’t possibly tell y'all how much I love you - you'll have to do it for me. I trust that things will work out. I can't not. Frogger is great, Goodbye

OOC: Hey! This is me - the one behind this account. If you enjoyed what I did with Scorp, it would mean a lot to me if you stopped by to say hi, cheer me on, and donate money to National Bail Out. (I've been busy practicing my run but I'll have a proper goodbye for Scorp soon!)

ooc hey, folks. this is a scary time, especially for americans. as a black jew I am feeling how much this sucks. please, take care of yourselves, drink some water, etc. then we contact our reps, make ourselves heard, and keep going. no justice, no peace.

(somewhere, quietly, a scorpion smiles.)

OOC: I'm participating in another charity stream today, and this time we're raising money for abortion funds! Please stop by, donate if you can, and help spread the word! It would really mean a lot to Scorp if you did 🥰

🐅🥺😭💗 ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᶦᵈ ᶦᵗ

can't believe brock forbes ruined my 1.000 batting average while dead

also hi did you miss me

i wish someone else was haunted so mumu and i could inhabit at the same time also i wish i could inhabit for long enough to eat some pizza damn i miss pizza

hey jesús what did you do with my jacket

lol. lmao

hey BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE i was just wondering something why don't any of the players have pants

it's friday. avoid the incinerations beloved

please don't leave without me

no come back

i'm so grateful for the time i spent together with my blaseball friends and family, no matter how brief it was. not sure what comes next, but for now, i think i'm gonna try to take a nap. love, scorp

citrus fart