Wanting men’s sexual validation and being sexually attracted to men are two different things. Read that twice.

My body: You’re severely dehydrated. Drink water immediately.

My brain: I heard “drink 3 cups of coffee and a Diet Coke”

Don’t fake orgasm. Make sure he knows he’s shit in bed.

he’s a 5 but thinks he’s a 10. she’s a 10 but thinks she’s a 5. and now they’re married

The Venn diagram for men who say they’d never date a woman with an OnlyFans and guys whose entire Google history is just PornHub searches is a circle.

One of us knows how to locate the clitoris, and it isn’t Marcus.

Just accidentally liked a pic my crush posted five years ago, so wanted to let you all know from this point forward my name is Natalia and I’ll be relocating to Poland.

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Had a bit of an epiphany on how imposter syndrome affects me last night at 4am when I still wasn’t sleeping…

Most women are gayer than they think. Here’s why: news.com.au/lifestyle/rela…

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Don’t settle. Settling gets you an ugly boyfriend …. You deserve better than that.

Men really be this triggered by the fact I get more 🐱 than them.

Hun, most of them are returning home to get their pussy ate by their lesbian gf, who hand-churned them artisanal cheese this week while writing their doctorate thesis. It’s so cute how much men overestimate their value to women.

Imagine claiming to be “pro-life” then putting women’s lives at risk by banning access to safe abortion.
Just a reminder that you can NEVER actually ban abortion. Only safe abortion.

Happy Friday everyone, including my haters ✌️

Obsessed with the new Colour Pop! collection from Bras N Things. Thanks for the send-out Two Birds Talking x

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