Alright, whose idea was it for the book? I'll have you know I know how to do the robot now, so I am not inexperienced.

"Just for one day, huh? I guess I won't get used to it since it's only today." She smiles at his affections.

"Thank you. I appreciate it!"

Cue the eyebrow raise, "Oh really? I won't get my hopes up, but maaaaybe just a little." Shepard smiles, placing a kiss on his plated lips.

Mass Effect: Legendary Edition releases in 33 days. #MassEffect

@TuchankasFinest Ha ha ha. You guys keep making fun of Shepard‘s dancing, but turns out, half of you dance exactly the same way.

Hell, even Garrus..

Of course the day of my birthday, Jack comes back and wants me to get inked. Missed you too Jack.

I have the worst hangover.

Wait. I didn't get that tattoo... right?

Does... does anyone have a mirror?

[ Shepard lowers the mirror, lifting her shirt. Immediately lowering the shirt. ] Oh my god. Traynor, how do you remove a tattoo?

JACK. JACK WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

Oh. ... Uh. No, nevermind. Not a wound at all. [ Shepard coughs nervously. ]

What brings you to this conclusion, EDI? I think the coffee machine just needs to be repaired...

Alright. Time to burn the machine. Throw it out the airlock. Something, anything.

"Yes you do. You need them, you just don't know it yet."

"... No. That's not what I said at all."

"I know. I'm not trying to get far with it! I'm just saying is all..."

Shepard huffs. "Sure. Why not? I know you're not going to give up..."