Lawyer: Can you be obejctive?

Me: Absolutely!

Lawyer: *Picking up massive stack of papers* I have some of your tweets here.

Me: Awesome!

Lawyer: It says, 'Donald Trump is a fetid, rotting, mango.'

Me: Yep!

Lawyer: And here you said, 'The only difference between Donald

At tomorrow’s ANTIFA meeting, we will be burning every known printed copy of Trump’s “God Bless the USA” Bible after buying out distributors with underground elitist dark money that self destructs. The flame will mirror that of the California Wildfires and will be seen from

He didn't say that. And if he did, he didn’t mean it. And if he did mean it, you didn’t understand. And if you did, it’s not a big deal. And if it is, others have said worse.

How it started. How it’s going.

How it started. How it’s going.

erica orden What he *really* means.

Almost forgot to dust this off real quick

Tuberville is a Republican and a former football coach who is younger than Biden is showing here that he is as much of a stable genius as Trump is.

Whether it's Democrats nominating a candidate who is beyond the age of retirement or Republicans having sex with someone who is below the age of consent, both sides have an age problem.

You read that right: politicians are pushing a new anti-abortion scheme to use child support law to give fertilized eggs legal rights. Senate Bill 425/House Bill 2653 are the opposite of what Kansans said we wanted in August 2022. #ksleg #abortionrights #reproductiverights

This is a masterpiece.

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

Republicans are getting very upset people keep retweeting this ad so I figured I would post for any of you who haven’t seen it yet and then I am going to retweet myself tonight.

Next by The Associated Press :

“Julia Child and Jeffrey Dahmer are two famous cooks with different approaches to ingredients.”

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It's kinda easy to describe MAGATS as traitors when all they can tweet about is civil war

Some news outlets tomorrow:

“Record low unemployment and all time high Dow closing spells trouble for Democrats.”

How do you say 'Nope' in Duck?