Why do midwesterners say “living the dream” when someone says “how’s it going?” The alternative:

get me to god's country

S&P closes down 0.23%. NASDAQ +0.1%. Quiet day.

Whenever someone says to be cool, this is all I can think of

I told CNN at 3:15pm that, though people were blaming Secretary Lutnick for being out of step with the White House, he was saying what the admin wanted him to say on tariffs & computer chips 10 minutes later, Trump confirmed that

Larry expects you to act responsibly with his gifts.

SCOOP: The Palestinian Columbia University student. Mohsen Mahdawi, who was arrested by ICE agents in Vermont yesterday led disruptive anti-Israel protests on campus, and engaged in “threatening rhetoric and intimidation” against Jewish students, a senior State Department

You know there's a guy out there living a life of zen-like contemplation in a cabin somewhere, refusing to check the news, who assesses his portfolio on a monthly basis and has no reason to believe that anything happened in April.

The first time The 9567 time seeing cows seeing cows on the side on the side of the road of the road

Larry the F-20 has returned from his second trip to the Red Sea.

Claws out on Midwest Twitter.

SCOOP: Trump’s DOJ is forcing sanctuary city authorities to help with its immigration crackdown The DOJ is escalating charges in immigration cases from civil violations to federal criminal ones — allowing ICE agents to enter jails of sanctuary jurisdictions to pick up illegal

Martinis are shrinking in NYC: Welcome to the world of tiny Ozempic cocktails, where a sip costs $10 trib.al/4hiIZJ3

On Memorial Day, I always think of this inscription on a British grave from WWI: “If love could have saved him he would not have died.”

NOPE. This is why I still put up with shoveling snow.

Terrifying.

🇭🇰 🌀 Strong Wind Signal, No. 3 issued at 7:40pm.

NEW: I talked to several ex-ICE officers and agents who tell me they've applied to return to the force w/ the Trump admin's new $50K bonus incentive offer. “It’s a great opportunity to get back into the mix and because a lot of us ended our career and we still felt like we had a

Close enough, welcome back Four Loko

NEW: The man accused of slaughtering two parents defending their young daughters in Devil’s Den State Park in Arkansas is a teacher who has a record of moving from school-to-school after allegations of inappropriate behavior. James Andrew McGann previously taught at an