I want you to feel it all over your tongue pussies...that’s what I call your taste buds

Owl spotting sounds like the perfect stoner activity. Getting high, running around looking for owls.

Strangers are like enigmas...fuck I’m high

I should get a job tattooing bears on other bears

Peanut butter is real.

I forgot how blue the sky was! The sky is great. The clouds are so neat

Jesus likes my balls

How come the Bradys couldn’t have been Jewish.

A chicken in every pot and pot in every home!

I feel like I’m full of warm sand

This is the sand weed. It’s the relaxing weed, a heavy weed

It’s far more economical to just stay home and do drugs

What is life without fucking and drugs?

I’m taking a weed holiday starting right...later

If you think you’re an expert in many things, you may be an expert in nothing.

Does America have a hot dad?

The qualities of a good joint are the same as the qualities of a good dick: girthy, tight, big tip, slow burner

Now that we have a secret handshake, we can do it when there’s a cool moment