why read the bible when u can just read frog & toad and come out with a moral compass just as (or possibly more) solid

always sipping on some bunk liquid and it’s hardly ever water body sad

forgot that my expired brain milk can spill into a cozy vessel called tweet thus i'm back to drain it

swallowing hard pills and chasing with dollar tree Juicy Juice

i don't reccomend big walk

not me leafing through the ancient tomes while Master is asleep

where do u go to be humbled

i'm really into foraging but like for my silly items that i leave all around the greater salt lake metropolitan area

November 26th #Orchid of the Day: Paphiopedilum spicerianum(Green Hat x sib)My first bloom,one growth seedling #SpicersPaph is a cute little guy who is in bloom now He deserves a day.

being in the airport too long starts to alter your brain chemistry you start thinking shit like damn i could really go for a shoe shine right about now

grateful for the mormon church convincing me of impending doom bc now i don't fear it but that shit made me really off putting as a 6 yo

i can say with 100% certainty that i am the most violent person in this coffee shop and i'm not even a violent person

the holiness of the broccoli + cheddar combo knows no bounds in the rudementary scale of liquid - solid I said what I said

I'm wet clay in my own hands ! Too bad my hands are oh so shaky all the time !

Wishy washy feeling sloshy

fried beans: inventor of refried beans: again.