Being the gay guy office hire is such an ego boost because i could wear the ugliest outfit imaginable and still get called fabulous by a blonde girl on the social team.

“Latch” By Sam Smith & Discourse is one of the greatest songs ever written & sung.

acho magico como que assistir drag race me faz esquecer por uma hora todos os problemas existentes no mundo fico só ali rindo e sendo muito gay i love it

I’m never “coming out” to anyone ever again. If you can’t tell I’m a little gay then that’s on you

I’m begging y’all… please do not wear Apple Watches to my wedding. Close your rings before you come.

i fear that i’ve stepped into a grown person salary position and now have to work past 5pm in order to get all of my work done…

There’s an episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies… that’s exactly how I feel right now.

I respect people who can save money by eating at home. If I have a bad day at work, I’m picking up food. If I have a good day at work, I’m picking up food to celebrate. If I make my own lunch, I’m still picking up food for dinner since I already saved money on lunch.

it’s so awesome dating me because I am constantly putting myself in a weird mood for zero reason. just went on a run while listening to ttpd then showered in the dark and now i’m weird and it’s both of our problem

karaoke but we’re all doing very specific live versions with niche note changes

not sure why this still hasn’t clicked yet, but brands and companies send these things out as promotion. not gifts. not mementos to the most deserving. promotion. ad space. they’re expecting an ROI. therefore they send them to influencers. people who will post about it to an

What the solar system would look like in high fashion

i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all day on Sundays. ❤️‍🔥

I have ADHD. I have 100% of my bills set up on autodraft in a separate bill pay account that I don’t even have a debit card for. I just shift the amount I’ve already budgeted that I need to cover my bills every time I get paid. Great system. Until now, when I’m switching banks.

Hate to break it to ya… If you’re not in California or Denver… you’re getting some bullshit out the dispensary

Everybody religious when they’re gays are being celebrated or accepted. But when it’s fucking outside of marriage, attending baby showers for unmarried folks, or beating up women everybody mute with not a scripture in sight. Sick of you niggas

Realmente o maior sonho de uma pessoa lgbt é poder viver a mediocridade do cotidiano

tops with fagcents that drop an octave when they get to business? >

this was one of the first moments growing up where I Knew…