how my hat is moving when a beautiful woman walks in the room

First tweet this week to make me burst out laughing

マトリョシカ - いよわRemix #ボカコレ2026冬ex nicovideo.jp/watch/sm459744…

little animation based on trip fancomic !!#spamtenna

new gym motivation is saying ‘for frodo’ to complete each rep

drinking an energy drink to lock in only for it to make you sleepy as hell

stare…

ALL COOKIE RUN. DELTARUNE COOKIE RUN

Happy 9th Anniversary!!! 🥳 #nitw

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all

I have lived a thousand lives since this

i forgot to post the whole thing #deltarune #susiedeltarune

My daughter asked me "where does poo come from" I was a little uncomfortable but gave her an honest explanation. She looked a little perplexed and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked "And Tigger?"