i’m crying his ass would be doing surgery on a grape in his office

Lol, the Whitest Kids you know just uploaded this to their youtube page.

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Bad landlords giving you a hard time? Dubious fees leaving your wallet light? Ceilings leaking and your landlord's phone is off the hook? We'll be hosting Rental Ripoff hearings in our first 100 days in office, details to come at: nyc.gov/rentalripoff See you there!

We've reinstated the gay bar report. The site now tracks Freddie's Beach Bar (1.4 mi from Pentagon) and The Little Gay Pub (1.1 mi from The White House). This signal works inverse from the pizza signal. If these bars have unusually low activity, especially on weekend nights,

California landlords are now REQUIRED to provide working refrigerators and stoves in all rental units. Providing essential appliances is just common sense.

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Amy Klobuchar: “What’s the difference between Greenland and Donald Trump? Greenland isn’t for sale.” She added, “And to any Trump ally who wants to throw eggs at me over that joke—you can’t. Eggs are too expensive.”

I’ve invented a new diet called “the adventurer” where you walk for two hours straight every day and eat nothing but rotisserie chickens

“well, I’d like to see ol’ Zohran accomplish THIS progressive policy!” [ZOHRAN ACCOMPLISHES THE PROGRESSIVE POLICY EASILY] “ah. well, nevertheless,”

From Sam Altman's deposition in the Elon case

South Park predicted this in 2014 🔻

bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe man shut the fuck up. Let me know when Democrats create a $160B gestapo to shoot soccer moms in the face.

HES BACK AT IT AGAIN rip gregory house you would’ve loved youtube shorts and instagram reels and tiktok

I'm sorry it was DAILY? I thought it was weekly.

On day 8 of our Administration, Governor Kathy Hochul and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC.  No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.

this was a generational reading like he ate him up so bad here i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

Today we signed final approvals for a new public restroom in West Harlem at 12th Avenue and St. Clair — and committed $4M to bring even more modular bathrooms across NYC. New Yorkers deserve to travel through their city with dignity. Our administration is proving government can