If someone asks “what are you hearing,” just say “your mom.” Their anxiety will go away for a moment because they’ll be focused on hating you, and they will thank you for that in the future.

The Carolina Panthers only need to come from behind and beat the 2 time defending Super Bowl champs to move from last place in the NFC-South….to tied with New Orleans for last place in the NFC-South.

I want to go on the record and state unequivocally that President Biden could have had Hunter dressed like a turkey and then could have pardoned him last Wednesday and we all would have had a great laugh and the best Thanksgiving ever.

Carrie took the wheel

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I’m deceased #SuperBowlLIX

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Look….i don’t know if the imaginary line Blue Origin crosses to say they’re in space “counts” as going to space, and I also don’t particularly care. BUT, they do talk about it with the energy of a guy claiming to be 6 feet who is in fact 5’10 and 3 quarters.

Modest proposal for the NHL, (feel free to just do this in the playoffs). If no one scores in the first OT both teams Head Coaches have a standing date to fist flight, in dress shoes, at center ice for the win. Either can decline but would have to pull his goalie for OT2.

Because he died of brain cancer 7 year ago.

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I’m discovering that this platform is somewhat hostile to nuance.

Happy 9th birthday to Pokemon Go To The Polls

We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry.

Heritage employees when the newest Tucker Carlson episode comes out.

The McCallisters are Bush-Bush-Dole-Bush-Bush-McCain-Romney-Clinton-Biden-Harris voters change my mind

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Will no one think of the Sunday show bookers?