yeah so is alex but we don’t all attack him when he walks through the door

you don’t know him , edie . we don’t want humans treating us that way , then we can’t be shitty to them . he’s mean but he’s ... ok once you get to know him . if he lets you , anyway

we can’t . you don’t have to . but you also don’t have to be shitty to my friends . that makes it really awkward for me

whatever you say , dweeb . i’ll TRY the snail . if i don’t like it i’ll die

// hard apple juice .

fancy seeing you here 👁👄👁

this one should’ve stayed in the drafts

// gosh you’re cute

hey quentin wanna [ redacted ] lol

grabby hands :)

huffing out cheeks , leaning forward on his toes . so noooow he doesn’t want to look in his head ? nice . how convenient . “ y’know — cuddle . to sleep . you should sleep . “

// * pisses on u *

jumping on the couch : DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT 🗣🗣

I’M EXPRESSING MESELF 🗣🗣

someone take harry’s phone away

dude your ass is long lol