I’ve never seen a single Star Wars movie and I plan on keeping it that way simply because, the reaction I get when telling someone I’ve never seen them, is far more enjoyable than any movie I’ve ever seen.

Posting this before I go to bed here on my anon just to vent and journal through this painful moment

why do weddings simultaneously make me cry happy tears for the bride & groom & want to cry sad tears for my existential forever aloneness 😂😅

lol I have such bad imposter syndrome working in the Peds ER it’s RIDICULOUS 🥲 only 3 more shifts on orientation and I am not ready 🙃

had a talk w/ my manager and my preceptor & decided that it’s not the fit for me. too nervous w/ the critically ill kiddos & rapidly declining mental health. I feel like such a failure

Syabira appreciation tweet bc she’s just so adorable 🥺🥺🥺 #GBBO #GBBOFinal

OBSESSED 😍❤️😭

Lil sis came back with henna tattoo, mum's elder sis started shouting, saying it's an abomination,& added a lil of slut shaming. lil sis looked her in the eye and told her that she have 5 grandchildren living in her house & none of her kids are married. I can touch the silence

Do you pronounce it pneumomediastinum or pneumomediastinum

In no particular order, here are some of my favorite unhinged memes to send my co-PGY2s, my seniors, and some of my attendings when work is a dumpster fire 🧵

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The irony of Christian men saying they can't mentally control themselves when women wear work-out clothes to [check notes] work-out in, while also making vital decisions about women's bodies in government. Make it make sense.

The irony is that pediatricians embody fierce compassion. We show up when kids have been shot. When they have been abused. When they have been disfigured. When they are dying. There is nothing soft about that. 3/

Happy Pride! A Reminder that "homosexual" wasn't added to the Bible until 1940's in English, not in the original language. the original word is Pornea which translates to abuse and pedophiles, not loving consensual relationship between two adults. Also King James KJV was gay.

One of the pediatricians at work today told a mom to not buy creatine for her teeenage son who is starting to get into weightlifting and I’m just very confused? I take it every day? 😅 she mentioned some risk of kidney damage but all I’ve seen is that it’s completely safe to take

Holy sh*t Twitter BANNED the creator of this ad because it moves voters 7 pts toward Dems. Voters are DISGUSTED by Trump’s gestapo kidnapping US citizens in Portland and Chicago. SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE And follow the ad’s creator Joe Jacobson so Elon can’t silence them!

I ain’t dead yet!