“I’m sorry you feel like-” I’m sorry you have no human empathy or emotional intelligence and have to try to invalidate me to feel superior. Die alone.

What if my drag name was Kinsey Scale

Basic life skills:

Can you guys stop saying “casted” the past tense is still “cast” you sound like a kindergartener still learning verb tenses

I’m getting suspiciously The Pigeon -like texts

[every bone in my body cracks as i rise from my chair] yes i would like to party

chappell roan as maureen in rent

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this is exactly what I mean when I send the salute emoji

(with intentions of unconditional love) what’s up big dawg

pilates is my fav because it makes laying down productive and i love to lay down

my first committed relationship was to the bit

I searched “80s romcoms” Google AI’s solution: “American Psycho - a drama with romantic elements”

Had a movie night with the roommate, asked him what he thought: “Silence of the Lambs was good, but it’s no Dogman.”

Me: “Did you see the Jojo Siwa video? Oh and there’s evidently a new Grok” Roommate: “…Why do you keep saying words to me?”

godddd what have you done you’re a jellicle cat and you dance at the club