proud to say I was guided by ray william johnson reacting to viral videos in 2010

I’ll never forget when I tore the ligaments in my ankle during an accident at work and the head health and safety officer (ex marine, bald, named Colin) told me the best way to heal it is to put weight on it as normal and get used to the pain

Da Vinki

Yawning at the bar at 11:22pm

When she doesn’t pick her dogs massive stinky shits up off a loose gravelled floor 🚩🚩🚩

That lovely moment you and your buddy step outside the restaurant to smoke after the meal knowing your aperol is waiting for you inside

how is there even fat cokeheads? pick a struggle

Being a barista is crazy like you will make 400 coffees a day and just act like that’s normal

People standing up 2 minutes before the tube arrives at their stop: 😏😎💪🧠 Falling over when the tube randomly stops before the station: 😒😳😮😢

Da Vinki?

I GOT THE National Express FROM CHESTERFIELD TO LONDON @ 1:25pm on SUNDAY 9th OCTOBER 2022 I JUST CHECKED MY BAG FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE GETTING BACK AND I HAVE SOMEONE ELSES BAG AND NOT MINE. PRAYING THE ME AND THE WOMAN CAN GET OUR BAGS BACK

also to the customer at work today who asked me if I could heat up some brown sugar for her tea as we didn’t have any honey - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ???

#barhystadiary please stop telling me you have to cut down on your coffee as you spend too much time on the toilet at work…

🚨UPDATE🚨 National Express have my bag safe and sound and have put me in contact with the woman who’s bag I took. All sorted best thing that could’ve happened. Spoke on the phone and she was very understanding lovely woman. Thank the lord 💪

Y’all ever get that vintage store must headache

there’s nothing quite as sad as someone trying to get a nickname going for themselves

Crazy these two guys asked me for a picture and I didn’t even get mentioned in the caption